J. Simpson is the patriarch of the Simpsons clan.
He is married to Marge (nee Bouvier) and has three
children: Bart, Lisa and Maggie. Homer works at
Springfield's Nuclear Power Plant as a Safety Inspector
for Sector 7G. At work, he spends most of his time
sleeping or hanging around the vending machines.
When he's not at work, Homer loves visiting the
local watering hole, Moe's Tavern, where he guzzles
Duff Beer with his pal, Barney Gumble. Other interests
include lounging on the sofa, bowling, watching
television and eating.
Yet despite his love for lounging around, Homer
enjoys spending quality time with Marge and the
kids. Homer has taken his family to such exciting
places as New York City, Australia, Tokyo, Africa,
Capitol City, Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport, Itchy
and Scratchy Land and more. Homer always tries to
be there when his family needs him; Whether it's
listening to Lisa play her saxophone, watching Krusty
the Klown with Bart, playing with Maggie or taking
Marge out for a special dinner. He has even given
his father, Abe Simpson, a kidney (despite backing
out of the operation twice of course!)
Homer has accomplished some pretty impressive feats
over the years. Some of these have included travelling
into space with NASA, becoming a mascot for the
Springfield Isotopes, owning his own snowplowing
business "Mr. Plow", becoming the "Beer
Baron" by starting a brewery in his basement
to counteract prohibition, and he's even been a
sideshow as a cannonball target in Hullabalooza.
Other highlights for Homer have included being the
manager of country singer, Lurleen Lumpkin, being
a member of the "B-Sharps" and landing
the role of the ill-fated "Poochy" (the
'Rockin Dog') on the Itchy and Scratchy Show.
What's Homer Been Up to Lately?
The past few years have been exciting for Homer
- to say the least! He created "Tomacco"
- a hybrid crop of tomatoes and tobacco. Tomacco
almost made Homer a millionaire had it not been
for his greediness! Homer also started his own biker
gang called "Hell's Satans", he became
mayor of New Springfield, designed a web site which
he used to spread rumors about Springfield and he
even opened up a daycare.
While Homer may not be the 'perfect' husband and
father, he always strives for a happy life with
his family and he'll do whatever it takes to acheive
Homer Jay Simpson
Age: 36 years old
Weight: Ranging from 239 to
Family: Married to Marge. He
has three children: Bart, Lisa and Maggie. His
father Abraham (Grandpa) lives at the Springfield
Retirement Home and his mother is running from
the law. Homer also has a half-brother, Herb
Occupation: Sector 7G's Safety
Inspector at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.
Favourite Foods: Donuts, Pork
Rinds, pork chops, Krusty Burgers, American
Favourite Drink: Duff Beer
Hobbies: Sitting on the couch
watching television and drinking a beer, hanging
out at Moe's Tavern and bowling
Favourite Sayings: "D'oh!",
"Why you little ---!", "Mmm ...
(fill in anything that's edible or non-edible)"