Simpson is the glue that barely holds the Simpson
family together. Best known for her 4 foot tall
blue hair, Marge is without a doubt the most unappreciated
character on the show. Not a day passes when Marge
is not busy at work slaving over a hot stove baking
goodies, cleaning up after Homer and the kids, minding
Maggie, chasing after Bart and consoling Lisa.
Marge's hobbies include compulsive cleaning, baking,
shopping and providing advice to her neighbours.
While Marge's lifestyle as the "typical housewife"
does seem rather dull, she has had some exciting
adventures. A few of her adventures have included
playing "Blanche DuBois" in Springfield's
production of a Streetcar Named Desire, organizing
a boycott of the popular cartoon "Itchy &
Scratchy", became a police officer but ended
her career after going on the run with neighbour
Ruth Powers and she painted a portrait of Mr. Burns.
Marge's most recent accomplishments include starting
her own business "The Pretzel Wagon" and
being the town's volunteer for a crisis hotline.
Marge Bouvier Simpson
Age: 34 years old
Shoe Size: 13AA
Past Careers: Policewoman,
Pretzel Wagon entrepreneur, actress, substitute
teacher, real estate agent, waitress and worker
at power plant.
Immediate Family: Homer (Husband),
Bart, Lisa and Maggie (Kids); Sisters: Patty
Hobbies: Baking cupcakes and
marshmallow squares, bowling, cleaning, nagging
Pet Peeves: The Itchy &
Scratchy show, messy rooms, Homer getting drunk
Typical Sayings: "Oh Homer
...", "Yummy and nutritious!",
"Oh Homer, I'm so proud of you!"